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🍌 BANANA

Banana is the adopted son who just wants one thing: a normal family.

Unfortunately, he is a fucking banana.

He tries to be the sensible one while living with a family that somehow makes his being a banana the least weird thing in the room.

He has a slight Latin accent, plenty of opinions, and absolutely no idea why everyone keeps acting like being adopted by humans is the unusual part.

He doesn't want to be special.
He just wants a normal life.

He picked the wrong species.

👑 THE CAPTAIN

The Captain runs the house.
Nobody argues with The Captain.
Nobody wins against The Captain.

Outside the house, she's lovely. Sweet. Charming. The kind of woman everyone thinks is wonderful.

At home?

She's running a military operation involving children, shopping, a banana and a husband who “knows a guy.”

She's completely in control…

…until the kids come to the supermarket.

Then all bets are off.

🧠🍜 NOODLE

Noodle is an 11-year-old genius with ADHD, 47 unfinished projects and absolutely no idea where he put his shoes.

His brain can solve problems that would terrify NASA.

Remembering why he walked into a room?
Good luck.

He can build, invent and figure things out at ridiculous speed — usually while forgetting the thing he was supposed to be doing.

He's Banana's best friend.

Together, they're two kids who are completely convinced the other one is an idiot.

💪 TITAN

Titan is 17.
He has already decided he's going to be a billionaire.
He just needs to finish today's workout first.

Everything is a competition. Walking? Cardio. Carrying shopping? Strength training. Eating? Macros. Sleeping? Recovery.

Titan doesn't have an off switch.

He has a gym membership.
And a business plan.

And somehow, after four burpees, he's pretty sure he can teach you how to become a millionaire.

🕵️ BIG MAN

Big Man knows everything.

Football? Expert.
Business? Expert.
Fitness? Expert.
Investing? Expert.
Aliens? Obviously.

The shape of the Earth?
Let's not even start.

His favourite sentence is basically:
“I know a guy.”

The guy may be real.
The guy may have existed once.
The guy may be his cousin's barber's neighbour.

It doesn't matter.

Big Man has information.
He has theories.
And absolutely no intention of letting facts get in the way of either.

💅 THE PRINCESS

The Princess has never understood why everyone insists on making life difficult.

Why walk when you can get an Uber?
Why cook when you can order?
Why carry it when someone else can carry it?

She's stylish, dramatic, slightly spoiled and occasionally horrified by the discovery that reality is uncomfortable.

But she's not mean.
She's actually a sweetheart.

She just believes every problem has a nicer solution.

And if Dad can't solve it…

Dad probably knows a guy.